Tuesday, 21 February 2012

Jaan Mangdi Yo Yo Honey Singh The Rap on mynetmedia.blogspot.com

this is a most famous song of honey singh the song is jaan mangdi yo yo honey singh the rap .
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Monday, 13 February 2012

VALENTINE'S QUOTE

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,
then you must forget the
rules and lay from your heart.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

JOKES OF SARDAR

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me

JOKES OF SARDAR

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the S!!

JOKES OF SARDAR

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

VALENTINE'S QUOTE

Give laugh to all but smile to one,
Give cheeks to all but lips to one,
Give love to all but Heart to one,
Let everybody love you
But you love one.

LOVE QUOTE

"A HEART die's when
it is not able to share's its FEELINGS...,
But a HEART Kills itself when
another Heart does not Understands its Feelings

LOVE QUOTE

Falling In Love Is Like Jumping Off A Building.
Your Brain Says
Don't Do It! You Will Die!
But Your Heart Says
Don’t Worry, I Can Fly !

quote

If You Want To Give A Real Gift To Anyone,
Give Them Your Time, Attention & Importance
A Loving Heart Doesn’t Expect
Anything More Than That !!

LOVE QUOTE

Now-a-days peoples and love relationships are like bluetooth.
If you stay close they stay connected,
And if u go away they find new devices

LOVE QUOTE

"<3"
It's a simple symbol
composed of two important
components in a relationship
"Love & Less Than Three"
It means that
Love is less than three
n
It has no space for third part.

Sunday, 12 February 2012

LOVE POETRY

Dekho Meri Aankhon Mai Khawaab Kis k Hai,
Dekho Mere Dil Mai Toofan Kis k Hai,
Tum Kehte Ho Mere Dil Ke Raste Se Koi Nahi Guzra,
To Phir Yeh Pairon Ke Nishan Kiske Hain

VALENTINE'S QUOTE

Best Relationship is
.
.
.
.
.
When You Can Act Like Lovers
And Best Friends At The Same Time

LOVE QUOTE

Love is as delicate as glass; once broken it can be fixed, but there will always be cracks

LOVE POETRY

Real love is not based on romance,
Candle light dinner
and
walks along the beach.
In fact, it is based on
Respect,
Compromise,
Care
and
Trust

FUNNY JOKES

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
.
.
.
.
Scientific Studies Have Proved That
.
.
.
"SHOPPING"
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
.
"PAYING The "BILLS" Does

FUNNY JOKES

Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..
Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here
Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty :P

ASHIAN

Badalon ke darmian kuch aisi sazish hoie,
mera miti ka ghar tha wahin,barish hoie,
falak ko adat thi jahan bijlian giranay ki,
humko be zid thi whin ashian bananay ki!

SAD POETRY

Palkon ke kinare hum bhigote hi nhi ,
Wo sochte hai ham rote hi nhi,

wo pochte hai khwabo me kesi dekte ho
or ek hum hai jo unki yadd me sote hi nahe

DOST

Dost , dost nahi dil ka dawa hota hai,
Ahsas tab hota hai jab wo juda hota hai,
Bin dosti jina bhi 1 saza sa hota hai,
or dost aap jaisa ho to tab hi jeene ka maza ho ta hai..

GHAZAL

kya ajab ehtisaab apna tha..
jaan apni azaab apna tha..

kuch miley loog bhi zamana saaz..
kuch muqaddar kharab apna tha..

ye k mukhliss thay hum mohabaat main..
jurum bus yeh janab apna tha..

ab kia karain us shakhs sey gilla kar k..
woo bhi to intekhaab apna tha

KYUN KASOOR DYEIN HUM

JO MUJHE MILA WO NASEEB THA...
TUMNEY KHO DIA JO WO BHI NASSEB THA
JAB KHEEL NASEEBON K HAIN TO....
KIYUON EK DUJJEY KO KASOOR  DAIN HUM...???

PAYA TUJHEY SADIYON MAIN
AUR LAMHOO MAI KHO DIA...
JAAB WAQT KA KHEEL HAI SARA
KIYUON NEEYAT KO KASOOR DAIN HUM

TUM BIN

TUM BIN GUZAR TU JAYE GI ZINDGI
PAR MAIN G NAHI PAWO GA TUM BIN

RAHON GA MAIN KAHAIN B KISI KE SATH B
PAR MAIN HAMESHA UDDAS HOON TUM BIN

AGARCHEY CHARAGOON KI ROSHNI MAIN HOON MAIN
PAR MERI ZINDGI MAIN ANDAIRAH HAI TUM BIN

SACH KAHOON MARA SAB KUCH TU TUM HO
OR MAIN TU KUCH B NAHI TUM BIN

TUM BIN GUZAR TU JAYE GI ZINDGI
PAR MAIN G NAHI PAWON GA TUM BIN .

SHIKWA-E-ISHAQ NAHI

Shikwa-e-ishq nahi jurrat-e-guftaar nahi
Meray hathon mein jabar ki talwaar nahi
Ibn-e-Adam hoon insaan se mohabbat ki hey
Aag ka chand ka pathar ka paristaar nahi

Aye Khuda mujh ko meri ibadat kay eywaz meri mohabbat dey
Mein Teri kisi bhi Jannat ka khareedaar nahi

Jis nay insaan se mohabbat hi na ki ho Faraz
Dar haqeeqat woh Khuda ka bhi talabgaar nahi

BARISH

a kaash baras jaaye yahaan noor ki barish,
emaan k sheeshon pa bari gard jami hai

GHAZAL

ASHKON SE ZINDAGI KO BHIGONA TO NAHIN HEI
AB HAM KO KISI SHAKHS KA HONA TO NAHIN HEI

TUM JIS SE BARE SHOQ SE YOON KHEL RAHE HO
YE DIL HEI MERA KOI KHILONA TO NAHIN HEI

KUCH DER DOOSRON KO RULA KAR BHI DEKH LEN
AB SARI UMER HAM HI NE RONA TO NAHIN HEI

TUJ HI KO UTHANA HEI GHAM E HIJR KA LASHA
YE BOJH KISI AUR KO DHONA TO NAHIN HEI

EK BAAR DIL LAGANE KI GHALTI JO HOOI HEI
AB SARI UMER CHEN SE SONA TO NAHIN HEI

DIL WALY

Dil wale anhko ki baat samhj lete hai .
khwab me mil le to mulaqaat samhj lete hai .

rota to asmaan bhi hai , kisi ke pyar me ,
lekin log usy barsaat samhj lete hai

TUJHY YAD KARTA HON

Tujhe yad karta hoon khuda k nam k bad
kabi subah se pehle kabi sham k bad
kabi milo to karen kuch baten
Ik jam se pehle ik jam k bad

Dil ki diwaron pe likhta hoon nam tera
kabi fursat men kabi kam k bad

mere marne k bad bi log tuj ko pukarenge
kabe mere nam se pehle kabi mere nam k bad

SALAM KAR JANA

“Tum jao Hum se door to Ek Kaam kar jana”
“Kuch pal Apne Humare Naam kar jana”


“Agar Aajaye Mout Humain Tere Aanay se pehle”
“To Aa kar Mere Janaze ka Ehteram kar jana”
“Na Rona Isqadar k Takleef ho Humain”
“Mout ko b Mazak Samajh kar Anjaan ban jana”
“May Ek Din So jaon sada k liye”
“Phir Mujhe bewafa keh k Badnaam kar jana”
“Jo GuzrO Meri Qabar se to Nazrain na Phairna”
“Mehman he ban k Dua Salam kar jana

MUMKIN HOTA

kaash kuch dino k liye is jahan ko choor jana mumkin hota 
suna hai log bohat yad karta hain duniya se chala jane k bad

DAASTAN

DUNIYA TO SUNN RAHI THI BAREY SHOQ SE MERI GHUM_E_DAASTAN         
PAR AANKH MERI HI NAMM HO GAI DAASTAAN KEHTY KEHTY

ANDAZ

dekh k duniya ko hum b badlein ge apna andaz
rabta sub se rakhein ge aur wasta kisi se b nahi

WAITING POETRY


TERAY WAADOUN PAY AITBAAR HUM NAY KEA
YU ZINDGI KO TANHAA GUZAAR HUM NAY DEA

WO RASTAY WO GALEAN HAIN AAJ BHE VERAAN
JIN RASTOO PAY TERA INTIZAR HUM NAY KEA

Saturday, 11 February 2012

TALWAAR AUR MOHABBAT

Sheikh Saadi ka qaul hai: K talwar 2 tarha ki hoti hai 1. Lohe ki 2. Mohabbat ki Lohe ki talwar 1 ko 2 karti hai! Aur Mohabbat ki talwar 2 ko 1 karti hai

SACHA HUMSAFAR

A true companion is not like ‘,”,”Räìñ’,”,”,’ which rains & Leaves away. A True companion is Like ~_~_~Air_~_~_~  Sometimes Silent But Always Around U.

NO HOPE

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

LOVE POETRY

KISI’ ko ‘PALKON’ Mein Na Basaao, ‘PALKON’ mein Sirf ‘SAPNE’ Baste Hain, Agar Basaana hai to ‘DIL’ mein Basaao, kyon ki ‘DIL’ mein Sirf ‘APNE’ Baste Hain

KISMAT SY GILA NAI KARTY

Koi na melay to kismat se ghila nhi krty! akSr log mel kr bi mela nhi krty! har shaakh par bahaar aati hy Zaror! par har shaakh par phool khila nhi krty

LOVE IS PAIN

The height of pain in life is to sit near the person u love d most ….. knowing that the person can neve b urs

LOVE POETRY


Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti, Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti, Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan, Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaj nahi hoti!

JOKES


Dil me ap dharkan me ap fiza me ap zamin me ap ankhon me ap sansu me ap jahan b dekhun bus ap hi ap Dettol wale sach kehte hain Jaraseem her jaga hote hain.

JOKES

Mathematical joke:(13x13x13)=? Think, Think deeply Not getting Ans: SUROOR! Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR…

JOKES

A kanjoos ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena

jokes


Aik pagal ghussay mein: oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa mita dungaa mita dungaaaaaaaaa Doosra pagal: he he he hahahahahahah main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga

JOKES


sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying…when a person asked what he was doing there,he replied Oye! higher studies yaar.

Friday, 10 February 2012

POETRY


Ishaq karny k b kuch aadab hoa karty hain
Jagte ankhon may b khawab hoa karty hain
Koi ro k dekhaye yeh zarori to nai
Khushk ankhon may b sailaab hoa karty hain

POETRY


Mai ny har bar tujh sy milty waqt tujh sy milny ki arzoo ki hai
Tery jany k bad b tere khushboo sy guftugoo ki hai

FARAZ POETRY


Jorty hoye dekha nai tooty hoye dil ko
Girh jaein jo anso to othaye nai jaty

FARAZ POETRY


Tapak pardhty hain anson jab yad tumhari ati hai FARAZ
Yeh woh barsaat hai jis ka koi mousam nai hota

FARAZ POETRY


In barishon sy dosti ache nai FARAZ
Kacha tera makaan hai kuch to khayal kar

POETRY


Waqt yaksaan nai rehta kabhe sun lay ayy zindage
Khud bi ro parhty hain auro ko rolanay waly

POETRY


Tanha safar k shouk may gum hoye kuch is tarha
Na rasty pay aa saky na zindage sy ja saky

POETRY


Shikwaye shikayaton ki nai yeh zarf zarf ki bat hai
Tery weham-o-gomaan may b hum nai aur tu lafz lafz humhy yad hai

 
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